These shirts look and feel better than anyone in the band ever could! For a mere $10 (plus shipping) you can help fulfill our capitalist dreams by purchasing one of these fine, pre-shrunk cotton merchandise band memorabilia support items. They're available in sizes from Youth Large to Fat Person Regular (XL) and they feel like a hug from Jesus* when you wear 'em! You'll feel good knowing that 100% of your contribution will go towards our touring fund, so if you'd like for us to leave and never come back then buy a Duende T-shirt today!

*Jesus Ortiz, not Christ.